1000 Things to fear in this wild wild first world

1. The Weather (HELP there is a thunder storm warning, we will all be washed away)
2. Foreigners (send the troops to the borders to stop all the evil mexicans from crawling in and free-riding the American dream)
3. Children (with guns or without)
4. Arabs (umm does that include Indians and Chinese?)
5. japanese, Russian, Chinese, Cubans, Iraqis, Muslims, Koreans
6. Fatty food (and Atkins died of heart attack)
7. Homosexuals (run run they are taking over)
8. Teenage mothers (make them all take the virginity pledge)
9. Welfare queens (getting off the Cadillac, popping babies by the dozen to get the extra $ 65 - Tch tch these lazy black women, told ya they should be sent back to Africa)
10. Anthrax
11. Video games
12. Guns
13. Aliens ( I swear one landed in our pool yest night)
14. Divorce/ declining family values (See even Braddy left jennifer)
15. Sex Addiction
16. Planes (esp the ones crashing into buildings)