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Do you think your partner's nose is too big for her face? Does her face become a big fat nose for you when she starts talking? Do you feel awful about thinking that way?
Does your girlfriend's neigh'y/snorty laughter make you want to crawl under the table in embarassment? Do you feel awful about thinking that way?
Does your bf's yellow teeth want you to get him a miracle whitener? Do you feel awful about thinking that way?
Does your girl's sing song voice drive you up the wall? Almost as much as chalk screeching on a black board? Do you feel awful about thinking that way?
Don't fret. Don't get sleepless nights. You are not alone. Come to Mommy. She is there for all you "Guilty about having negative thoughts about your partner".
Call 1866-iamabitch.
PS: By popular demand the offer has been extended to feelings about non-partner type friends as well....:P
Does your girlfriend's neigh'y/snorty laughter make you want to crawl under the table in embarassment? Do you feel awful about thinking that way?
Does your bf's yellow teeth want you to get him a miracle whitener? Do you feel awful about thinking that way?
Does your girl's sing song voice drive you up the wall? Almost as much as chalk screeching on a black board? Do you feel awful about thinking that way?
Don't fret. Don't get sleepless nights. You are not alone. Come to Mommy. She is there for all you "Guilty about having negative thoughts about your partner".
Call 1866-iamabitch.
PS: By popular demand the offer has been extended to feelings about non-partner type friends as well....:P
posted by Amrita Pande at 11:31 AM
8 Comments:
hain jee....baat samajh nahin aayi...btw yeh offer kya sirf partner waale logo ke liye hai...i mean can't i bitch like my boss's girlfriend...please please pretty please
how about if a colleague's neighing laugh wants to make you commit the S-word? how about if your non-partner friend wants to make you commit Murder? then what do you do? why this obsession with the "partner"?
geniuses make mistakes. SO do genius shrinks. I have changed the offer (as posted) and amnded the msg on the phone line
And silbil, my child, why do u hate your bosses gf??
And pinotio - u don't get to use my service cos u are going to be eating gol gappas soon. BAH
duh i hate boss's girlfriend because she is that...his girlfriend...
i am lusting after boss of an on...
hee hee i like chiki bum bum i was about to write a blog post on that...
and sudo you are in the danger zone of being smugly coupled like bridget's friends....
hmmmmm
silbil, leching after boss! nway, i'm sure he's ultra lechable, kaafi der abstain kar liya...
who is chaat papdi...is it related to pinotio?
how is it knowing about my nun like existence...
WHO IS CHAAT PAPDI...ajnabi kaun ho tum? bade jaane pehchane lagte ho?
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