bantunoshi

Two words I learnt today....

1. Crapwhore: person (usually a woman) who has no qualms about pooping in a middle bathroom stall that is in public. A crapwhore always takes the middle stall even when there are free ones all around, usually taking the one next to you and making doing your duties uncomfortable.

A crapwhore tends to leave deadly smells from her adventures.
eg. The crapwhore was just in here so you might want to pin your nose shut.

A person who is stingy with their feces.
eg: Dude, don't be such a crapwhore, pass that shit over here.

2. habfwam: A word used when you are so tired that you can barely say 'tired.' It is basically a mumble.
Note: proper grammar doesn't need to be used in a sentence containing the word habfwam.

eg. I habfwam.
I's a habfwam.
Ughrrffm.. habfwam.....

3. bantunoshi: nah, this one is not from the urban dictionary. But may be in it soon enough.